{"id":157,"date":"2022-02-01T22:22:28","date_gmt":"2022-02-02T06:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/?p=157"},"modified":"2022-02-01T22:26:43","modified_gmt":"2022-02-02T06:26:43","slug":"mothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"Mothers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Have you ever noticed that arguing with your mother is basically pointless? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not talking about big things here, just the everyday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That money you&#8217;re sure you owe them, but they refuse to acknowledge they lent you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The no gifts policy at birthdays and holidays that they implemented but somehow doesn&#8217;t apply to them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The necessity of keeping &#8220;mementos&#8221; of events or things you barely recall having happened or existing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know, the general stubbornness that seems to grow ever more intense the older they get.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which only causes your own stubbornness and annoyance to grow at a commensurate rate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yup, that&#8217;s Mothers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sure you love them, but sometimes that hermit life seems pretty tempting. Especially when they are unyielding in their denial of the existence that $28 you owe them, while handing you $50 on your birthday along with a newspaper clipping of you at some random childhood experience you don&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever noticed that arguing with your mother is basically pointless? I&#8217;m not talking about big things here, just the everyday. That money you&#8217;re sure you owe them, but they refuse to acknowledge they lent you. The no gifts policy at birthdays and holidays that they implemented but somehow doesn&#8217;t apply to them. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[8,6],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-year-43","tag-growingolder","tag-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":158,"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions\/158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/likalia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}