That I have to clean: mistaking puppy fur for an icky large spider

That I need a coffee: when basic math is eluding me while

That I need a haircut: I have to/can put my hair in a ponytail

That I need to go to the grocery store: nothing – I hate going to the grocery store – thank the interwebs for delivery!

That I need a break: everything has me on the verge of screaming and running away like a mad person to hide in a cave for eternity

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